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Bush: Government Can Open Your Mail

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Last night I dreamed that ben and I weren't dating yet. In my dream, ben and I were friends with this other girl who was also interested in ben. And any time ben and I flirted with each other, the other girl would jump in between us. I was a little scared of the girl actually, so I tried not to make my feelings for ben too obvious. So when I woke up this morning I was really confused.

We ended up not going to MAGFest. Ben decided he'd rather stay home and play video games we already have than pay money to wait our turn to play games. I don't mind, but I do wish I had been able to get out of the house at least. I feel like I wasted my whole day.

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Continuing ideas for Baby Cakes:

"Aged" meat - Customers could special request the age of their baby dinner, starting somewhere around when the baby is big enough to get some meat off of it until a bit after it's born.

I'm now excitedly waiting the day for someone to perfect vat meat.