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Ben woke me up because my dog vomited at his feet. As I stumbled out of the bed room, I stepped in dog vomit twice.

After cleaning my feet in the bathroom, I continued to the kitchen for carpet cleaning supplies. And found dog poop.

Cleaned up dog poop. Cleaned up dog vomit at ben's feet. Started cleaning up vomit in bedroom. (Turns out there were 3 vomit spots, but I only managed to step in two. How lucky.)

Halfway through the bedroom vomit cleaning, my dog vomited in her bed.

Then dog makes vomiting motions again. I dropped everything and took her outside to finish vomiting. She changed her mind and decided it's much too cold to vomit outside.

Barefoot and in my pajamas, I walked my dog around the block to try to get her to finish vomiting. Instead she had explosive diarrhea. But then she felt much better.

All vomit has now been cleaned up. Dog is curled up on the couch sleeping. I am awake and cranky.

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Ben: Oh noooo!

Me: What!?

Ben: I have no hair tie!

Me: Oh no! Do you need me to get up and get you one?

Ben: No... I'll just have to tie my hair up later.

Me: *spies neon floral scrunchie and grabs it* Here, ben! I found you one!

Ben: fuckoff.

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Busy shopping day.

First the comic book store. I just dashed in for my comics and dashed out because ben needed a smoothie and fast!

After the smoothie was obtained, we got lost trying to find a bed bath and beyond so we could use up gift cards. I really hate the sterling area because they did a ton of construction and now my gps doesn't work over there. Eventually we gave up and went to the one our gps could get to near our apartment.

And after all that, they didn't have what I wanted. There was some other stuff I wanted though, so I got one of those instead. I got a shelf organizer for the crazy spice cabinet of doom. With a 20% coupon and a gift card! Woo for not using money!

I had a horrible headache after that and needed food. We went to chipotle because ben had a gift card for that too. I found it very odd that everyone in the restaurant was eating a burrito bowl rather than a burrito. I have decided tortillas are not cool any more. Also decided I am too cool to follow the cool trends. I am a tortilla-eating rebel!

Food made me feel a lot better. I could think straight again.

Our final stop was target because we had yet another pile of gift cards. Ben wanted another air filter for the apt since our current one used replaceable filters and it has been getting harder and harder to find replacements. This one has a permanent filter.

Ben also impulsively bought a horrible gaming chair. That we have no room for. He thought he could put it on the couch. That didn't work out so well.

I bought a new sweater because I am goodwilling 3 that don't fit any more and need to throw out 1 that is so thin you can see through it. Am disturbed by the sweaters designed to the human proportions of the one piece universe. (Warning: Distressingly long torsos.)

When we got home, ben began to search house listings. He wants to buy a house! So scary! I'm going to have to read up on home buying so I understand the process better. And maybe watch some terrible home and garden shows.