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May. 6th, 2009 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
holytoastrDespite all the delays on the metro, it's really the people that makes it so bad.
Case #1: Mr Poopypants
The man who sat next to me today smelled liked he pooped his pants. I thought I'd die. I almost immediately had to get up and find another seat. I was even willing to stand to get away from that man.
Case #2: The Gentleman Boner
Ben kindly came up with the name. This was an elderly man that seemed to be totally oblivious to the erection he was sporting. To make it worse, he was wearing bicycle shorts. There was noooo way to hide it, even if he tried.
Case #1: Mr Poopypants
The man who sat next to me today smelled liked he pooped his pants. I thought I'd die. I almost immediately had to get up and find another seat. I was even willing to stand to get away from that man.
Case #2: The Gentleman Boner
Ben kindly came up with the name. This was an elderly man that seemed to be totally oblivious to the erection he was sporting. To make it worse, he was wearing bicycle shorts. There was noooo way to hide it, even if he tried.
