Morning Commute

Let's ignore the last few days of massive train failures this week.

Today was a morning of people failures. The olfactory kind.

The woman sitting next to me on the bus must have taken a bath in perfume.
It was making my eyes itch and water. Unfortunately the handle to open the
window was over the seat behind me.

On the train, I began to miss Perfume Lady. I think the man next to me had
an accident in his pants. The solid kind. It was awful. I had to get up and
move or I would have vomited.

For those that (somehow) don't believe my metro horror stories, here are a
few from other people in the area:
1. http://www.welovedc.com/2008/07/28/foggy-bottom-metro-escalator-mess/
2.
http://whoinventedroses.com/2008/07/29/todays-metro-lesson-farragut-west-get-it-together/