The morning commute

You know the breath mint from strangers rule? (If a stranger offers you a breath mint, take it cause your breath must be really bad.) The same rule applies to tissues. If someone goes through all the trouble of digging to the bottom of their bag to find their little pack of tissues, you better take one.

Saying "No, thank you" is NOT acceptable!!!

I had this guy next to me for the entire bus ride snorting all sorts of vile mucus up into his brain. I thought I was going to vomit just from the sound, so I offered him a tissue.

AND HE DIDN'T ACCEPT IT!

He just sat there and continued his horrible snot snorting sounds. It was horrible. I hate people so much. I feel sick again just thinking about it.