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Yesterday we bought a new shower curtain because our old one was dirty and stained and beyond any hope of cleaning.

This morning I had a moment of extreme terror as I stumbled into the bathroom right after getting out of bed and thought I was in somebody else's house! That woke me up really fast.

In other news, my dog is adorable.

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My bird is using her cute powers for evil. She was cute enough to convince me to put her on my shoulder. Now she keeps biting my ear, eye, glasses, cheek, and hair. Oh, and she keeps trying to shove her head up my nose.

Every time I turn to look at her and yell at her, she turns back on the cute with her little shiny eyes and rosy cheeks.

Thanks for clarifying that for me McCain/Palin!

This weekend I learned that I not only live in an anti-america area of the country, but I also live in the fake part of virginia.