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Obamapocalypse
Jan. 14th, 2009 12:17 pm1. The President has declared a state of emergency.
2. They have reduced the number of available port-a-potties.
3. The parade is going to be capped at 300,000 viewers. Everyone else will be turned away from the checkpoints.
4. Pepsi is advertising Hope and Ikea is selling Change.
5. The metro broke down again this morning.
2. They have reduced the number of available port-a-potties.
3. The parade is going to be capped at 300,000 viewers. Everyone else will be turned away from the checkpoints.
4. Pepsi is advertising Hope and Ikea is selling Change.
5. The metro broke down again this morning.
