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I DECLARE TODAY A TOTAL FAILURE!

I had a very early meeting today. To prepare for it, I intended on getting to work early. My commute took nearly double the time it normally takes because another train this morning DERAILED. The only lucky thing about today was grabbing a seat on the train. I would have died if I had to stand that long with other people pressed against me.

I was lane for my meeting and completely unprepared. I foolishly thought I was going to prepare this morning. But the universe thought it would be funny to ruin all my plans.

Well universe, I have a message for you: GO DIE IN A FIRE.

DIE IN A FIRE!!!!!!

Tons of stuff exploded this morning including very late art that was all wrong.

But then I got a lot of work done. And I had tomato and mozzarella salad for lunch. And a cookie. I was feeling better.

AND THEN THE TRAIN DERAILED AGAIN.

I think I'm going to leave work early to try to get home at a reasonable time.

DIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!

AND THEN MY BUS BROKE DOWN!!!!!