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Ben is saving the internet right now!

I get so confused when his work phone rings in the middle of the night. It's a good thing he knew what it was, cause I was like, "What was that???"

The excitement of ben rushing around woke me up. I think I'll have a small snack and try to go back to bed.

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I just bought the most awesome tasting apples I have ever had.

I didn't even go to the farmer's market to buy apples. I went to see if the honey lady was back this year (alas, no) because I am low on honey at home and out of honey at work. Since my quest was a failure, I tried to cheer myself up with free samples.

The free sample apples convinced me I should buy some. They were incredibly yummy. I would have eaten all the samples if I could get away with it.

I also bought sugar peas and strawberries. I think with those, I am set for snacks for the rest of the week. Yay!

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Me: Ah! The bird stealth pooped on me!
Ben: You should fire her.
Me: How do I fire a bird?
Ben: Out of a cannon..........It doesn't even have to be a large cannon either.

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Noname got a free kong toy today!

About a month ago I signed her up for some mighty dog nation citizen kit. It arrived today with coupons, posters, stickers, a keychain, and a kong toy. Awesome. Normally when I sign up for free stuff, it's junk. This was pretty nice!

I have filled her toy with peanut butter. Today is officially the best day ever for noname.

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It's pouring out so my dog has absolutely no interest in going out for a walk. *sigh* I do not look forward to the mess I'll have to clean up tomorrow morning...