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Apr. 30th, 2010 08:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
holytoastrToday a former coworker of mine came to the office with her baby. Everyone was delighted except for me because I lack maternal instinct. So while they squealed how cute it was, I could not get over the fact that the kid was growing a horn.
Seriously, a horn!
After the cooing was over, we all went out to lunch. I hate eating in dc. I ended up getting a $15 salad that didn't even fill me up. I think I'd either be very skinny or very poor if I lived in dc proper.
Everyone but me thought it was really cute when the baby pooped at the table. What is wrong with these people?
While we were eating, we saw a guy door a bike rider. It was really sad! The bike rider smashed into the pavement and almost got hit by a car! He must have been riding fast because the driver's door got bent out of shape and couldn't close.
Luckily the rider was ok. (Always wear a helmet!)
Seriously, a horn!
After the cooing was over, we all went out to lunch. I hate eating in dc. I ended up getting a $15 salad that didn't even fill me up. I think I'd either be very skinny or very poor if I lived in dc proper.
Everyone but me thought it was really cute when the baby pooped at the table. What is wrong with these people?
While we were eating, we saw a guy door a bike rider. It was really sad! The bike rider smashed into the pavement and almost got hit by a car! He must have been riding fast because the driver's door got bent out of shape and couldn't close.
Luckily the rider was ok. (Always wear a helmet!)
