holytoastr | (no subject)

I tried to sneak out of the house this morning by placing my dog's bowl of food in front of her and then quietly moving towards the door. As soon as she heard my car keys, she ran so fast to the front door that she actually hit a wall! My dog is adorably stupid. After all that, I still didn't take her on a car ride though. I don't want her to expect a ride every time I go out.

I was clever and brought my embroidery to work with me today. That way I can work on it while I read. Yay for multi-tasking!

Right now I am so hungry I could eat my own arm. I should investigate some lunch-making.

[EDIT] Food pleases me. :)