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Day 1
5:07 We're off!!!![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
laura47's brother, brother's friend and some random kid we've never met wanted to go. L47's mommy not happy. Much distress. "Bleed me dry!"
5:10 "God, I wish we had the filking tape recorder."
5:12 Masterharper of Pern. L47 curses at trucks w/o realizing window is open.
5:15 L47 distressed w/ bumber sticker "Are you or just stupid."
5:16 L47 bitter about "car experience"
5:19 meLiSSa stuck in seatbelt.
5:23 Stills tuck, lost pen.
5:24 L47: You B------
5:26 L47 realizes we don't have directions. "We're not lost"
5:30 L47: Unlike you, I keep my clothes on.
5:31 Sailor Moon
5:42 meLiSSa gets lost under maps.
5:45 Found StonyBrook on map!
5:47 It is not 50 degrees.
5:53 Little Green Men lead the way!
5:54 Green Man ---> left
5:57 I-con sign
6:02 We're lost...
6:12 Looking for parking. L47 screams.
6:17 Find parking
6:30 Registered
7:00 Twisted Music and Parodies PG-13 R song...I'm frightened...all 47 verses. Do not invoke name-"Shore Leave Song" Leslie Fish And they'll be banned from filking everyone. Banned from filking just as soon as this song is done. The melody is way off key. The lyrics are a bore. And Leslie doesn't like it anymore. "Filk is a good word."
7:30 I'm hungry...and I'm going to kill those children. Dead Puppies are not much fun. Bob Dylan's First Filk: How many cons must a neo attend before you can call him a fan? One.
7:32 I can't see past that man's hair!
7:34 We got better seats. Windup radios. Art Bell-parody of his songs would be straight and normal. Dr. Seti sang the most. Shatner album *shudder* Nemoy on vinyl.
9:15 Jason Carter Modern Major General "didn't have anything I could get my mouth around." Poem-"That portion of a woman." Touch questions. Prancing about. "Where'd that come from!?"(after tripping over chair) "...and then they eat your children."(on nice villians) Macbeth. "I am an author. Byron, Shelly, now me." Did he kiss you, or did you kiss him? "You should have seen my brain." Silk withdrawl:"I wish you hadn't brought that up. I've been off silk for awhile." (Deep Evil Voice)"The Dealers Room will close in 5 minutes...anyone left will die." "I love your wife." "This f---ing chair! I don't need the chair! Go away!" Nerd prancing around and shouting various nerd words) Sex Symbol (Ricky Martin). Spice Girls:"I want to sleep w/ them all, all of them." Autographs We tried to elave early. He went into elevator and outside to smoke. Eventually he starts signing. Over 1 hour on line. Jake&Hedgehog(&Tim)-->Howard the Duck, Scary con people, cocoa almond Jesus. Signed duck and barf bag. Took Pictures. Giddy, tired, wanted beer.
12:16 Millions of police cars race down road.
Day 2
9:52 Running late again.
9:53 Fiddling w/ cell phones.
9:55 They Might Be Giants
10:00 Bagels
10:20 Solve our Burger King breakfast problems.
10:37 Cini-minis! Pancake-minis! Mini-golf! Sorry, I found the coincidence interesting...
10:50 We're here!
11:00 CBLDF Auction with Peter David
11:10 Peter David's voice from above. (He msut be God!) Get over to auction. New Frontier-buy rank. Most money=second in command. Least money=red shirt. "Little Surfer Girl" Titanic impression-shakey stage, needs a stunt double. "Who's p---- off!?" "Woo!" "Good!" Captain Marvel Battle Cry. "If worst comes to wrost, we're scr----" Intimate w/ Neil Gaiman. Big Boy Mic. Dirty Trick-signed books, put them back, scared girls in autograph line. L47 goes into fetal position...gets in book-->red shirt. Dream Hunters:$550, Total Auction:$2,130.
12:35 Waiting on Dr Demento autograph line.
12:37 L47: Chuck the Duck is F---ing Stuck
1:15 Jason signing 2nd time.
1:40 Jason Carter "The dealers room will be closing later." "What the fuh!" Metaphysical Thriller-Carter Bros. Reciting poetry. Death joke. "Ha bloody ha." Hungarian beaver cheese basket. "I will enver kill you again-jms" (typed! not a contract!) Beers from around the world basket. "I'm sorry-bm" Earthquake story--drunk in the bathtub, blackout, earthquacke, "And I'm in radio bath!", fetal position, dripping anked, wife shouting, afraid of the dark for awhile after, met neighbors for first time in strett, "suddenly nature was more frightening than neighbors could be", welcomed after shocks.
2:05 Little kid likes my duck. Right...Jason carter is saying poems....lovely... Modern Major General--prancing and singing. Briefs. Dave Matthews Band. "You have a question about my weapon, sir?" "I whip my pike out" "Never take it dating." Blooper Reel: I want to get out of this box! "I'm not bitter...slighty sour." Romeo. Macbeth.
2:45 Peter David Signing
3:00 Demento Concert Got there late. Dead Puppies aren't much fun (group swayed, most complained about song, 2nd most requested song, standards:not kittens in microwaves). Dead Parrot Sketch (yay!!!). Lumberjack Song (everybody sings). Shore Leave Song. Never set the cat on fire. Yoda Weird Al. Demented News Whimsical Will (phantom menace). Blue Canary. Dungeons and Dragons. The Wizard of Speed and Time. Computer Song WEird Al. Shaving Creme (sung by Demento).
4:30 Guilty Pleasures with Peter David. Got there late. First line heard: Let's go back to the Xena Erotic Fiction. (pd) Space Odessy 2001, "bored the sh-- out of me", Kubrik: you can edit!, opening sequence-5 minutes tops. Miltons Paradise Lost. PD likes Cats. Beauty and the Beast (Ariel: Daddy, why isn't this on ice?") PD: I like Ewoks! I thought they were cute.
5:15 Meet Soiban and Mel.
5:30 Xander We didn't stay.
6:00 L47 gets us lost.
9:00 Cabaret supposed to start.
9:25 "Brad" announces they need a copy of Jason Carter's poem book. L47 dashes to car (thanks to meLiSSa's perfect parking space) and gets book.
9:30 Cabaret starts. L47 returns w/ book. Chad says "You may as well be his hero and give it to him." L47 gives Jason book and they chat. He said they forced him to do something and it was either read his poems or "juggle penguins." Filk singing. Never set the cat on fire! Torin Augustine-Sleep my weary world. Doc Allen Comedy. Priceline.com-Shatner impression. "I am so happy, which is a tribute tothe drugs I am on." Star Trek/Honeymooners. "She's a Romulan, Alice!" Ensign Woodophski "I'm a doctor, not a Jewish mother, God d--- it." Scotty-Commercial Ace Trek Tech School "...except routine maintenence, which we don't believe in." Online (to the tune of Downtown). Wizard of Oz. Guitar of the Furture. You don't remember me, because I dismembered you. Blood on the pillow, gore on the floor. "I don't do the Chip n Dales think anymore." "People of Earth, obey the Hairless Wonder." Sudden Death Tom Rockwell. It's a sTar trek Life. South PArk Junkie. Mark Allen Shepard Filk. Voltaire The Devil's Bris. Oh My Goth. "It's some of the most beautiful music you'll hear about chopping up your girlfriend." I'll pile high to the sky the bodies of my ex-lovers lovers...What if I were to cut you up and mail each part to a differnt town. "When I'm not sitting in a corner whittling away at my wrist with one of those sporks from Taco Bell." "Joys of necrophilia." Top 13 Reasons Goths were Banned from Starfleet: -A Klingon Bird of Prey is not a stuffed raven you wear on your shoulder. - Spock voted funniest. -Ddeanna Troi's head explodes from all the angst. -The Prime Directive is not "sit in a dark corner and write bad poetry." -Even Vulcans laugh when Picard calls Ensign Vlad the Impaler to the bridge. -Cloaking device is not a polyester cloak from K-Mart. Top 13 ways you know you're a b-rate goth. Geeky Trekker Mode. Julie Caitlin Brown sings. Wherever you go, there you are. Give them some reign. There are some things in life you jsut can't have. "You like me, you really like me." "Ok, we're going to get tender, d--- it." Jason Cater Where is he? The Loo? Brown dances for us. Carpathian "I'm not Jason, I'm very sorry." "I am not Death, we're just very good friends." Dr Seti on guitar. Song/Story about Grim Reaper. Dr Seti filk singing. Flew his own plane to be here! Dr Dawson. A rather obscebe song to the tune of Gilligan's Island. Computer Song. Jason Carter poetry. Conservative Gov't Unemployment Figures. La. The Facts. "I'm a miserable b---d most of my life." Insurence. Childs Play. Marriage. New Wife. SILK. Socialist. SCA filk singing. That song....you don't want to know about it...trust me... Sudden Inquisition Spontaneous Human Combustion. POOF! There goes another one. Trek filk. Grand Finale Time Warp!!!
Day 3
9:45 Breakfast
9:50 The Little Mermaid
10:15 Arrive at I-con, only to leave again to buy stuff for Jason Carter to juggle.
10:45 Re-arrive at i-Con w/ oranges. Wander muchly...meLiSSa buys a sea serpant.
12:55 Auger JarJar-wasn't funny, in movie too much, crossing fingers for star Wars. Really likes Chocolate. Willy Wonka "I get to go up in the rocket!"
1:00 Jason Carter Farscape: What about fire escape? JMS-a unigue writer. "He's so tall!" B5-represented security. "Coke, it's the real thing...I don't know what thing theyre referring to." "God, I'm rambling like a b---d." Acting career-would like to play Jesus or Rasputin. Juggling! (He kept an orange.) "You're an actor, can you do some acting for us?" Funniest moment on set: Marcus...I'm f----ing Marcus. Silk! Wants a silk farm. :) "I've moved to tephlon. I really like tephlon." "I'm not getting the love I need! I'm a social vampire! I need to be fed!" Loved She-Wold of London, most fun on a shoot, went drinking every night-->would feel evil next day. Singing poetry. "I drink coke because I didn't have time to get coffee." Messed up! Fetal position! When you grow up, what do you want to be? "Internationally famous and financially secure." "That'll be on the web, throwing oranges at the audience." "I went there! I went there! I was so f---ing miserable! I was suicidal!"
*whew* And that was I-con! I'm sure laura will remember all of this! I must go do real work now...wheee....
Day 1
5:07 We're off!!!
laura47's brother, brother's friend and some random kid we've never met wanted to go. L47's mommy not happy. Much distress. "Bleed me dry!"5:10 "God, I wish we had the filking tape recorder."
5:12 Masterharper of Pern. L47 curses at trucks w/o realizing window is open.
5:15 L47 distressed w/ bumber sticker "Are you or just stupid."
5:16 L47 bitter about "car experience"
5:19 meLiSSa stuck in seatbelt.
5:23 Stills tuck, lost pen.
5:24 L47: You B------
5:26 L47 realizes we don't have directions. "We're not lost"
5:30 L47: Unlike you, I keep my clothes on.
5:31 Sailor Moon
5:42 meLiSSa gets lost under maps.
5:45 Found StonyBrook on map!
5:47 It is not 50 degrees.
5:53 Little Green Men lead the way!
5:54 Green Man ---> left
5:57 I-con sign
6:02 We're lost...
6:12 Looking for parking. L47 screams.
6:17 Find parking
6:30 Registered
7:00 Twisted Music and Parodies PG-13 R song...I'm frightened...all 47 verses. Do not invoke name-"Shore Leave Song" Leslie Fish And they'll be banned from filking everyone. Banned from filking just as soon as this song is done. The melody is way off key. The lyrics are a bore. And Leslie doesn't like it anymore. "Filk is a good word."
7:30 I'm hungry...and I'm going to kill those children. Dead Puppies are not much fun. Bob Dylan's First Filk: How many cons must a neo attend before you can call him a fan? One.
7:32 I can't see past that man's hair!
7:34 We got better seats. Windup radios. Art Bell-parody of his songs would be straight and normal. Dr. Seti sang the most. Shatner album *shudder* Nemoy on vinyl.
9:15 Jason Carter Modern Major General "didn't have anything I could get my mouth around." Poem-"That portion of a woman." Touch questions. Prancing about. "Where'd that come from!?"(after tripping over chair) "...and then they eat your children."(on nice villians) Macbeth. "I am an author. Byron, Shelly, now me." Did he kiss you, or did you kiss him? "You should have seen my brain." Silk withdrawl:"I wish you hadn't brought that up. I've been off silk for awhile." (Deep Evil Voice)"The Dealers Room will close in 5 minutes...anyone left will die." "I love your wife." "This f---ing chair! I don't need the chair! Go away!" Nerd prancing around and shouting various nerd words) Sex Symbol (Ricky Martin). Spice Girls:"I want to sleep w/ them all, all of them." Autographs We tried to elave early. He went into elevator and outside to smoke. Eventually he starts signing. Over 1 hour on line. Jake&Hedgehog(&Tim)-->Howard the Duck, Scary con people, cocoa almond Jesus. Signed duck and barf bag. Took Pictures. Giddy, tired, wanted beer.
12:16 Millions of police cars race down road.
Day 2
9:52 Running late again.
9:53 Fiddling w/ cell phones.
9:55 They Might Be Giants
10:00 Bagels
10:20 Solve our Burger King breakfast problems.
10:37 Cini-minis! Pancake-minis! Mini-golf! Sorry, I found the coincidence interesting...
10:50 We're here!
11:00 CBLDF Auction with Peter David
11:10 Peter David's voice from above. (He msut be God!) Get over to auction. New Frontier-buy rank. Most money=second in command. Least money=red shirt. "Little Surfer Girl" Titanic impression-shakey stage, needs a stunt double. "Who's p---- off!?" "Woo!" "Good!" Captain Marvel Battle Cry. "If worst comes to wrost, we're scr----" Intimate w/ Neil Gaiman. Big Boy Mic. Dirty Trick-signed books, put them back, scared girls in autograph line. L47 goes into fetal position...gets in book-->red shirt. Dream Hunters:$550, Total Auction:$2,130.
12:35 Waiting on Dr Demento autograph line.
12:37 L47: Chuck the Duck is F---ing Stuck
1:15 Jason signing 2nd time.
1:40 Jason Carter "The dealers room will be closing later." "What the fuh!" Metaphysical Thriller-Carter Bros. Reciting poetry. Death joke. "Ha bloody ha." Hungarian beaver cheese basket. "I will enver kill you again-jms" (typed! not a contract!) Beers from around the world basket. "I'm sorry-bm" Earthquake story--drunk in the bathtub, blackout, earthquacke, "And I'm in radio bath!", fetal position, dripping anked, wife shouting, afraid of the dark for awhile after, met neighbors for first time in strett, "suddenly nature was more frightening than neighbors could be", welcomed after shocks.
2:05 Little kid likes my duck. Right...Jason carter is saying poems....lovely... Modern Major General--prancing and singing. Briefs. Dave Matthews Band. "You have a question about my weapon, sir?" "I whip my pike out" "Never take it dating." Blooper Reel: I want to get out of this box! "I'm not bitter...slighty sour." Romeo. Macbeth.
2:45 Peter David Signing
3:00 Demento Concert Got there late. Dead Puppies aren't much fun (group swayed, most complained about song, 2nd most requested song, standards:not kittens in microwaves). Dead Parrot Sketch (yay!!!). Lumberjack Song (everybody sings). Shore Leave Song. Never set the cat on fire. Yoda Weird Al. Demented News Whimsical Will (phantom menace). Blue Canary. Dungeons and Dragons. The Wizard of Speed and Time. Computer Song WEird Al. Shaving Creme (sung by Demento).
4:30 Guilty Pleasures with Peter David. Got there late. First line heard: Let's go back to the Xena Erotic Fiction. (pd) Space Odessy 2001, "bored the sh-- out of me", Kubrik: you can edit!, opening sequence-5 minutes tops. Miltons Paradise Lost. PD likes Cats. Beauty and the Beast (Ariel: Daddy, why isn't this on ice?") PD: I like Ewoks! I thought they were cute.
5:15 Meet Soiban and Mel.
5:30 Xander We didn't stay.
6:00 L47 gets us lost.
9:00 Cabaret supposed to start.
9:25 "Brad" announces they need a copy of Jason Carter's poem book. L47 dashes to car (thanks to meLiSSa's perfect parking space) and gets book.
9:30 Cabaret starts. L47 returns w/ book. Chad says "You may as well be his hero and give it to him." L47 gives Jason book and they chat. He said they forced him to do something and it was either read his poems or "juggle penguins." Filk singing. Never set the cat on fire! Torin Augustine-Sleep my weary world. Doc Allen Comedy. Priceline.com-Shatner impression. "I am so happy, which is a tribute tothe drugs I am on." Star Trek/Honeymooners. "She's a Romulan, Alice!" Ensign Woodophski "I'm a doctor, not a Jewish mother, God d--- it." Scotty-Commercial Ace Trek Tech School "...except routine maintenence, which we don't believe in." Online (to the tune of Downtown). Wizard of Oz. Guitar of the Furture. You don't remember me, because I dismembered you. Blood on the pillow, gore on the floor. "I don't do the Chip n Dales think anymore." "People of Earth, obey the Hairless Wonder." Sudden Death Tom Rockwell. It's a sTar trek Life. South PArk Junkie. Mark Allen Shepard Filk. Voltaire The Devil's Bris. Oh My Goth. "It's some of the most beautiful music you'll hear about chopping up your girlfriend." I'll pile high to the sky the bodies of my ex-lovers lovers...What if I were to cut you up and mail each part to a differnt town. "When I'm not sitting in a corner whittling away at my wrist with one of those sporks from Taco Bell." "Joys of necrophilia." Top 13 Reasons Goths were Banned from Starfleet: -A Klingon Bird of Prey is not a stuffed raven you wear on your shoulder. - Spock voted funniest. -Ddeanna Troi's head explodes from all the angst. -The Prime Directive is not "sit in a dark corner and write bad poetry." -Even Vulcans laugh when Picard calls Ensign Vlad the Impaler to the bridge. -Cloaking device is not a polyester cloak from K-Mart. Top 13 ways you know you're a b-rate goth. Geeky Trekker Mode. Julie Caitlin Brown sings. Wherever you go, there you are. Give them some reign. There are some things in life you jsut can't have. "You like me, you really like me." "Ok, we're going to get tender, d--- it." Jason Cater Where is he? The Loo? Brown dances for us. Carpathian "I'm not Jason, I'm very sorry." "I am not Death, we're just very good friends." Dr Seti on guitar. Song/Story about Grim Reaper. Dr Seti filk singing. Flew his own plane to be here! Dr Dawson. A rather obscebe song to the tune of Gilligan's Island. Computer Song. Jason Carter poetry. Conservative Gov't Unemployment Figures. La. The Facts. "I'm a miserable b---d most of my life." Insurence. Childs Play. Marriage. New Wife. SILK. Socialist. SCA filk singing. That song....you don't want to know about it...trust me... Sudden Inquisition Spontaneous Human Combustion. POOF! There goes another one. Trek filk. Grand Finale Time Warp!!!
Day 3
9:45 Breakfast
9:50 The Little Mermaid
10:15 Arrive at I-con, only to leave again to buy stuff for Jason Carter to juggle.
10:45 Re-arrive at i-Con w/ oranges. Wander muchly...meLiSSa buys a sea serpant.
12:55 Auger JarJar-wasn't funny, in movie too much, crossing fingers for star Wars. Really likes Chocolate. Willy Wonka "I get to go up in the rocket!"
1:00 Jason Carter Farscape: What about fire escape? JMS-a unigue writer. "He's so tall!" B5-represented security. "Coke, it's the real thing...I don't know what thing theyre referring to." "God, I'm rambling like a b---d." Acting career-would like to play Jesus or Rasputin. Juggling! (He kept an orange.) "You're an actor, can you do some acting for us?" Funniest moment on set: Marcus...I'm f----ing Marcus. Silk! Wants a silk farm. :) "I've moved to tephlon. I really like tephlon." "I'm not getting the love I need! I'm a social vampire! I need to be fed!" Loved She-Wold of London, most fun on a shoot, went drinking every night-->would feel evil next day. Singing poetry. "I drink coke because I didn't have time to get coffee." Messed up! Fetal position! When you grow up, what do you want to be? "Internationally famous and financially secure." "That'll be on the web, throwing oranges at the audience." "I went there! I went there! I was so f---ing miserable! I was suicidal!"
*whew* And that was I-con! I'm sure laura will remember all of this! I must go do real work now...wheee....
