I can dream...
Apr. 10th, 2002 12:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
holytoastrThe thing I love about Neil Gaiman is that the STRANGEST things come out of his head.
"No, that's pizza," I want to tell them. "Pizza wants to be free. Concentrate on liberating pizza from evil pizzerias. Information, on the other hand, really hates being free, and is never happier than when manacled to a wall, like Kirk and Spock in some piece of late 70s bondage-oriented slash fiction."
I will steal him. And he will live with me on my island. And I will feed him sushi. And he can tell me wonderful stories. And my army of penguins with sporks (NOT blue broccoli!) will keep him from ever escaping!
Of course, once I have this wonderful island, I will be accepting applications for citizenship. >^^< You can live there as long as you like as long as you remember the one rule: Neil is mine. :D
But I'll amke sure he tells enough stories to keep the masses happy!
"No, that's pizza," I want to tell them. "Pizza wants to be free. Concentrate on liberating pizza from evil pizzerias. Information, on the other hand, really hates being free, and is never happier than when manacled to a wall, like Kirk and Spock in some piece of late 70s bondage-oriented slash fiction."
I will steal him. And he will live with me on my island. And I will feed him sushi. And he can tell me wonderful stories. And my army of penguins with sporks (NOT blue broccoli!) will keep him from ever escaping!
Of course, once I have this wonderful island, I will be accepting applications for citizenship. >^^< You can live there as long as you like as long as you remember the one rule: Neil is mine. :D
But I'll amke sure he tells enough stories to keep the masses happy!
