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holytoastrFrom the Onion:
Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
They will comfort you after the accident by saying there was nothing you could have done, leaving unsaid the fact that most people would have at least tried hitting the brakes.
From astrocenter
A group that you are associated with could bring information to your attention that puts you in a very positive frame of mind and almost has you skipping all the way home. You should enjoy socializing today, dear Aquarius, as you are even more gregarious than usual and both old and new friends could seek out your company. A victory of some kind has come your way, which contributes to your great mood. Enjoy your day.
From astrology.com:
What have you gotten yourself into? It seems that the scapegoat isn't all that innocent, and Aquarius has the bad luck of being slower than the ones that got away. Unless you still feel fiercely loyal to your ex-buddies, this is a fine time to start talking. Even though it might make you uncomfortable to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, the alternative is much more unpleasant. This lesson is likely to stick with you for a long, long time.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
They will comfort you after the accident by saying there was nothing you could have done, leaving unsaid the fact that most people would have at least tried hitting the brakes.
From astrocenter
A group that you are associated with could bring information to your attention that puts you in a very positive frame of mind and almost has you skipping all the way home. You should enjoy socializing today, dear Aquarius, as you are even more gregarious than usual and both old and new friends could seek out your company. A victory of some kind has come your way, which contributes to your great mood. Enjoy your day.
From astrology.com:
What have you gotten yourself into? It seems that the scapegoat isn't all that innocent, and Aquarius has the bad luck of being slower than the ones that got away. Unless you still feel fiercely loyal to your ex-buddies, this is a fine time to start talking. Even though it might make you uncomfortable to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, the alternative is much more unpleasant. This lesson is likely to stick with you for a long, long time.
