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[holytoastr]

I nearly ate a full meal at breakfast today. Go me!

This is exceptionally good because I have lots WAY TOO MUCH weight since I've gone to college.

Before I left, I went shopping for shorts cause, well, I didn't have any. I found a sale for childrens shorts that were like, $2 each! How could I pass that up? So I dug through it all and found a pair that fit me, though it was kinda tight.

Well, VERY tight. But I figured, as long as I don't sit down, it will be fine. (Yes, I AM that dumb.) So I bought the shorts.

After a few weeks at college, they fit perfectly! So all was good. I could sit down and everything.

I put them on today. THEY ARE TOO BIG. My children's shorts should NOT be too big!

CHILDREN'S SHORTS SHOULD NOT BE LARGE ON ME!

So yes, I msut eat food. Or I will waste away to nothing. Or be able to wear baby sizes. :P

Comments

[aurianrose.livejournal.com]

Eating is a good thing! Eat lots of cookies!

[holytoastr.livejournal.com]

Ha! I eat TOO MANY cookies, and not enough real food!

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[aurianrose.livejournal.com]

I like cookies. Cookies are good. You can never eat too many. (Well, maybe when you throw up from eating too many...)

[holytoastr.livejournal.com]

I like cookies too!

But when they are your main source of nutrition, there is a slight problem... :P

[aurianrose.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I could see how that could be bad... Do you have scurvy yet? :-)

[holytoastr.livejournal.com]

Nope! I drink a glass of orange juice every morning! I don't want to end up like those pirates!

[aurianrose.livejournal.com]

Well, that's good at least. I hope you're drinking OJ with calcium. Oh wait, you probably have milk with your cookies! :-)

[holytoastr.livejournal.com]

Nope, milk with cookies would imply I had a fridge to keep it in. :P

[aurianrose.livejournal.com]

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard! I can't believe you don't have a fridge. I'd die without mine. :-(

[holytoastr.livejournal.com]

Yes, I need one for next semester. Then I can fill it with refridgeratery goodness!!!