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Jul. 6th, 2007 10:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
holytoastrYesterday I was playing with my dog on the bed. In her excitement, she
smashed her skull against mine. It HURT! (For me, not her. She didn't
notice.)
As I was rolling around in pain (my dog thinking this is some new game), Ben
tells me, "Noname is the reason why you can't have kids. They would be drug
dealers!" He then explained that after they killed me, he would have to
perform a 40th trimester abortion.
smashed her skull against mine. It HURT! (For me, not her. She didn't
notice.)
As I was rolling around in pain (my dog thinking this is some new game), Ben
tells me, "Noname is the reason why you can't have kids. They would be drug
dealers!" He then explained that after they killed me, he would have to
perform a 40th trimester abortion.
