Adventures on the bus

[holytoastr]

Today I got to witness stupid bus drama. It was fun.

So the bus arrives and everyone waiting gets on and takes a seat. The bus driver must have noticed that another train had arrived while we were boarding because he kept the bus there and waited until the people from that train could make it to the bus station. It was very nice of him.

After a few minutes this very huffy man says, "Why are we waiting here? The other bus drivers know how to leave on time!"

As everyone turns to look at this crazy man, he stands up and continues, "We've been waiting here seven minutes!"

At that, people on the bus start laughing at the man. This, of course, annoys him more and he yells, "I would like to go home! I missed the first bus because the driver left on time and I don't see why this driver is just sitting around!"

And then I heard from the back of the bus in a deep booming voice, "BOO HOO HOOOO!!!"

Everyone turns to look, including the crazy guy, to see this huge gigantic man standing in the back of the bus. The crazy man sits down. He's mostly quiet for the rest of the ride, muttering to himself about "Just wanting to get home tonight."

He was even quiet when the bus driver stopped the bus halfway out of the station to let on a couple more passengers. I knew the driver was doing it out of spite for the crazy man. It was fantastic.

Finally we get to the park and ride and everyone goes to get off the bus. When the crazy man gets to the door, he turns to start yelling at the bus driver. He was blocking the door! Then the large boomy man yells out, "JUST GET OFF THE BUS YOU ASSHOLE!"

The crazy man quickly jumped off the bus and ran to his car.

I wanted to give the large boomy man a gift or something. He was saying exactly what everyone else was thinking and he was doing it in a very dramatic voice. It was great.

Comments

[skwerlie.livejournal.com]

XD that guy= awesome. I'd rather get home 5 minutes late than miss my bus. The bus I take home has a tendancy to leave the station slightly EARLY (like 2-3 minutes but enough for me to miss it from time to time), which irks me to no end. I'd much rather run a couple of minutes late than a couple of minutes early, thus causing me to ACTUALLY run 20-30 minutes late while I wait for the next bus. : P

[holytoastr.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone could believe that this crazy guy was angry about the bus driver doing a nice thing. A couple minutes to wait for a few people isn't a big deal!