holytoastr | (no subject)

Last night I dreamed that lots of scary fish were attacking me. I was at a pond full of fish, and my boat's motor began to annoy them. They started to jump into my boat and I noticed their mouths were full of teeth. I was still near the dock so I quickly returned and jumped out. But the fish kept following me. There was a broom on the dock which I grabbed to push the scary teeth fish back into the water, and crush the occasional one that jumped at me.

Suddenly all the scary teeth fish froze very still. I turned around and saw this giant snake begin to rise out of the water. It rose at least 3 yards up into the air and it was clear that there was plenty more of it under the dark water. It hissed at me and I could see it's impossible long, sharp teeth. Then it lunged at me. I tried to deflect it's bite with my broom. As soon as the broom and the snake made contact, I woke up, terrified. My heart was racing. I was glad ben had come to bed so I was able to fall back asleep.

In my next dream, work asked me to go to some fancy award dinner. Those things bore me but I agreed anyway. When I got there, I found that the cocktail hour was outside in an area set up like a summer family bbq. There was a badminton game going on, which I joined. There was an old woman on the opposite team who was playing really terrible. I was complaining to my team members who said, "Shhh, don't say that. That's the Queen."

When it was time to go inside for dinner and the award ceremony, the queen walked up to me and started talking very quietly about stuff. I couldn't make a lot of it out. Just some stuff about how she hated these sorts of events.

Inside, I had a seat reserved for me next to my parents. I told them that I played badminton with the queen. My dad was very impressed. My mom was annoyed with me for not asking the queen for any special favors or at least, not asking her to sign anything for me.

Then a man in a black suit came up to me and told me my seat had been reassigned. I was reseated next to the queen who told me that the others at he table were really boring and didn't listen to a thing she said. So I was stuck at the table while the old lady rambled on and on about little stupid things. Eventually I woke up from boredom.