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[holytoastr]

I forgot to mention yesterday that my boyfriend is disgusting.

I was complaining to him how a certain piece of my hair always sticks up and how annoying it was. So he leans over, licks his hand, and smears his spit across my head.

So gross!

Yes, the offending hair was no longer sticking up, but EWW!

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[eunicemcgee.livejournal.com]

I once scratched my head in front of a guy, who then asked me if I had lice. I told him no, my scalp was just dry because I'd washed my hair that morning. He said, "Well I haven't washed my hair in a month!", rubbed his palm across his head, and then wiped the hair grease on my head.

The relationship kind of fizzled out after that.

[holytoastr.livejournal.com]

EWWWWW... Well at least ben bathes....