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Jan. 16th, 2003
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Jan. 16th, 2003 01:34 amNote to self: Ignoring your problems will not make them go away. Do something about them. Otherwise you will be stupid and sad and need to get kicked in the head. And self, I have no desire of kicking myself in the head. (Nor have I figured out how to do that, but never mind.)
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God...the pain! the pain!!!
Jan. 16th, 2003 08:29 pm42nd Street.....*ouch*
Somehow that musical managed to insult EVERYONE!!!
God it was awful. I was horrified! It hurt so much!!!
Let me just tell you, I ahve never seen a film so obsessed with legs before in my entire life. Absolutely terrible.
Not very clever but very accurate movie plot
-director: I want to make a film!
financer: I will give you money if you made this actress date me!
actress: *smiles pretty and shows off legs*
-director: get me some girls!
assistant: the girls are pretty, but dumb.
girl: i'm innocent and lost. please help me!
guy: i'm going to be really casual about being in my underwear, and will show you to the director.
-director: show me your legs!
girls: *show legs*
director: you're hired!
-girls: *dance a lot*
director: that's not good enough.
-actress: i'm actually in love with some other man.
man: i'm tired of hiding our love!
actress: *kisses man and smiles pretty*
man: never mind...
-girl: *meets man*
man: *takes girl home*
-director: you all stink! but take the night off and have fun!
actress: *gets really drunk and breaks ankle*
director: oh no! i need an actress!
girl: i'll do it!
director: you're hired!
-girl: *dances and shows off her legs a lot*
The End
Somehow that musical managed to insult EVERYONE!!!
God it was awful. I was horrified! It hurt so much!!!
Let me just tell you, I ahve never seen a film so obsessed with legs before in my entire life. Absolutely terrible.
Not very clever but very accurate movie plot
-director: I want to make a film!
financer: I will give you money if you made this actress date me!
actress: *smiles pretty and shows off legs*
-director: get me some girls!
assistant: the girls are pretty, but dumb.
girl: i'm innocent and lost. please help me!
guy: i'm going to be really casual about being in my underwear, and will show you to the director.
-director: show me your legs!
girls: *show legs*
director: you're hired!
-girls: *dance a lot*
director: that's not good enough.
-actress: i'm actually in love with some other man.
man: i'm tired of hiding our love!
actress: *kisses man and smiles pretty*
man: never mind...
-girl: *meets man*
man: *takes girl home*
-director: you all stink! but take the night off and have fun!
actress: *gets really drunk and breaks ankle*
director: oh no! i need an actress!
girl: i'll do it!
director: you're hired!
-girl: *dances and shows off her legs a lot*
The End
If only it worked this way...
Jan. 16th, 2003 08:42 pmNow emotions, what did I tell you about showing up like this? You are quite unwelcome, so go away. I've got a long evening of things to do and I can't have you messing around. I'll be dumb and irrational later. I've got things to do NOW.
Help! Please?
Jan. 16th, 2003 09:40 pmOk, so let's say I go out next friday night. I need an outfit. Any suggestions?
Keep in mind I'm a tiny mousy little girl with glasses. There isn't much you can do with that. ^^;
Anyone going to help with a costume? Please? I'm very good at returning stuff I borrow! Or, does anyone know a place to buy pretty shiny things really cheap? (Very low on cash.)
Keep in mind I'm a tiny mousy little girl with glasses. There isn't much you can do with that. ^^;
Anyone going to help with a costume? Please? I'm very good at returning stuff I borrow! Or, does anyone know a place to buy pretty shiny things really cheap? (Very low on cash.)