God...the pain! the pain!!!

[holytoastr]

42nd Street.....*ouch*

Somehow that musical managed to insult EVERYONE!!!

God it was awful. I was horrified! It hurt so much!!!

Let me just tell you, I ahve never seen a film so obsessed with legs before in my entire life. Absolutely terrible.

Not very clever but very accurate movie plot

-director: I want to make a film!
financer: I will give you money if you made this actress date me!
actress: *smiles pretty and shows off legs*

-director: get me some girls!
assistant: the girls are pretty, but dumb.
girl: i'm innocent and lost. please help me!
guy: i'm going to be really casual about being in my underwear, and will show you to the director.

-director: show me your legs!
girls: *show legs*
director: you're hired!

-girls: *dance a lot*
director: that's not good enough.

-actress: i'm actually in love with some other man.
man: i'm tired of hiding our love!
actress: *kisses man and smiles pretty*
man: never mind...

-girl: *meets man*
man: *takes girl home*

-director: you all stink! but take the night off and have fun!
actress: *gets really drunk and breaks ankle*
director: oh no! i need an actress!
girl: i'll do it!
director: you're hired!

-girl: *dances and shows off her legs a lot*

The End