holytoastr | (no subject)

My dog is chewing on her toe nails. It's very cute! >^^<

Oh Yay! The mailman's here! That means we've got mail! Woohoo! I wonder if there's anything fun for me?

I wish I had an army of giant ants!

PappaWolf X: more people need cars.
HolYTOasTR: yes! or gigantic ants that you can strap packages to!
HolYTOasTR: i saw a thing on tv about giant ants...they were only about an inch big...but if they were bigger! whee! ant armies!!!
PappaWolf X: um. no that's probably bad.
HolYTOasTR: it amused me for a few hours!
HolYTOasTR: i was explaining to my brother that if i had a giant ant army, he would be the first to be eaten!
PappaWolf X: er..
HolYTOasTR: yup! lots of giant ants!!! *chomp!*
PappaWolf X: you cannot have an ant army.
PappaWolf X: i don't trust you with one.
HolYTOasTR: but...i'd take good care of them!!!!
PappaWolf X: we don't even trust you with your plushy army much less an ant army.