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[holytoastr]

Right. So I went on a trip. What did I do? Sat in a car mostly. But ehre's some highlights!

Wednesday

Dad kept driving like he was crazy! I was convinced he was going to kill us! And he laughed as a screamed at him! It was not fun!

We stopped off in Baltimore. There I saw an Eivis impersonator. And got lemonade with a lemon in it. And dad bought me a giatn rubber duck!!!!! I saw it and started shouting! "It's SUPER duck!!! It's the god of all ducks! It's duck Jesus! It's HUGE!!!! I NEED it!!!!"

They also had duck duck goose cups, but I wanted the big duck. And there was a top hat. But it was very expensive.

We went for ice cream"
1. Guy didn't know what a sugar cone was.
2. Didn't know "cookie dough" was a type of ice cream.
3. Put my sprinkles in a cup.
He was very special. ADVANCED.

Thursday
Dad: You could ahve some souther pecan triple chocoalte all american apple pie.
Me: I don't think that's all one pie.
Dad: Well, it sounded good to me.

Me: (reading a sign) Antiques and Tattoos...
Dad: That's a perfect combination!

Dad: (reading a sign) Oooh! Vending machines!

We saw turkeys! Wild turkeys! Crossing the road! It was so cool!!!!

Friday

Drove for 12 hours...*shudders* I NEVER want to do that again.....