WHY did I dream that.....?
Feb. 26th, 2002 04:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
holytoastr*yawn* Naps are nice! But dreams are weird...
Weird daytime nap dreams are the weirdest...
I was walking around in a city and I met Jesus! Except I didn't believe him. So he said he was going to prove it. And he walked across busy traffic without getting hurt, and then walked back. I told him that I wasn't very impressed, as he's SUPPOSED to walk across WATER. He pointed out that there was no water for him to walk across. I had to agree with him there.
So we wandered around the city and things kept falling and crashing and nearly hitting him each time. But he walked away perfectly fine. He'd do dumb stuff like stop in the middle of a crosswalk to tie his shoes. And yet the cars would always swerve away just in time. So I yelled at him to watch where he was going cause I did not want to be responsible for killing Jesus!
For some reason we wandered into a church. But it was the kind where if you hand over all your money "you would be saved!" (And yes, "saved" had seven syllables to it! Just like the way they say it on tv.)
Jesus and I sat in the back. (Now that's not a sentence I would normally find myself typing... ^^;) He thought this church was the funniest thing. Laughing and having a great time. So I grrred at him. He said something to me...but I forget, cause I woke up.
*sigh* Was probably the secrets of the universe. And I forgot...
Weird daytime nap dreams are the weirdest...
I was walking around in a city and I met Jesus! Except I didn't believe him. So he said he was going to prove it. And he walked across busy traffic without getting hurt, and then walked back. I told him that I wasn't very impressed, as he's SUPPOSED to walk across WATER. He pointed out that there was no water for him to walk across. I had to agree with him there.
So we wandered around the city and things kept falling and crashing and nearly hitting him each time. But he walked away perfectly fine. He'd do dumb stuff like stop in the middle of a crosswalk to tie his shoes. And yet the cars would always swerve away just in time. So I yelled at him to watch where he was going cause I did not want to be responsible for killing Jesus!
For some reason we wandered into a church. But it was the kind where if you hand over all your money "you would be saved!" (And yes, "saved" had seven syllables to it! Just like the way they say it on tv.)
Jesus and I sat in the back. (Now that's not a sentence I would normally find myself typing... ^^;) He thought this church was the funniest thing. Laughing and having a great time. So I grrred at him. He said something to me...but I forget, cause I woke up.
*sigh* Was probably the secrets of the universe. And I forgot...
