stupid mouse....

[holytoastr]

My mouse has decided to be disobedient today. It refuses to do what I tell it to!

me: *tries to move mouse to email* Grrr!!! Let...me...check...my...mail!!!!!!!
mouse: ...
me: *taps mouse on desk a few times* Come on, please?
mouse: ...
me: *tries to wipe away any fuzz that might be on table* Stupid thing won't work...
mouse: ...
me: *takes mouse apart to clean it* It's completely clean! What is wrong with this thing!?
mouse: ...
me: *bashes mouse on table* DIE!!!!!
mouse: *moves a bit*
me: Yay!!!!!!!!!!! *happy dance*