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Dec. 25th, 2003 10:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
holytoastrI have the headache of doom thanks to small children. Aunt joy and her terrors came over for christmas dinner. The smallest one, which adores me for reasons I cannot fathom, screamed all through dinner. Not only that, but she tasted every bowl of food and replaced the drooly piece back into the bowl. So um, yeah, I did NOT seek seconds, nor did I ever touch the salad.
She then screamed and yelled and stole gifts that were not hers. Ran into my room and destroyed it. Broke into my twizzler tub. Tortured my dog until she bit her. Threw dessert around. Drank the honey straight from the cup..... I think the child is possessed by evil. It's the only explination.
But I refused to let the demon child ruin my christmas. I ate lots of yummy cookies. And even tiny cupcakes. Aunt joy got me 2 new pairs of socks and The Tick dvd. Go me!
The plan for tonight was to watch potc, but mom is hogging the only tv with a dvd player. Pooo.....
At least my dogs are cute. :)
She then screamed and yelled and stole gifts that were not hers. Ran into my room and destroyed it. Broke into my twizzler tub. Tortured my dog until she bit her. Threw dessert around. Drank the honey straight from the cup..... I think the child is possessed by evil. It's the only explination.
But I refused to let the demon child ruin my christmas. I ate lots of yummy cookies. And even tiny cupcakes. Aunt joy got me 2 new pairs of socks and The Tick dvd. Go me!
The plan for tonight was to watch potc, but mom is hogging the only tv with a dvd player. Pooo.....
At least my dogs are cute. :)
