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[holytoastr]

Earlier this evening the family all went out to Macy's to return the pants mom bought me and to generally wander around the wall. As we left the house, I declared us to be the fellowship of the pants! That, my friends, is because I am a freak. My family did not want to play along.

So as we got to the mall, I reminded everyone that I was the pants bearer and that we had an important mission to fulfill. They smiled and nodded at me. We got to the door only to find it was locked! Closed for inventory! Can you believe that?!

As we were the fellowship, and because no one was playing along, I had to do all the parts. I played out the scenes leading up to Moria, with my family carefully ignoring every word I said. Then, as we drove away, I muttered "The fellowship has failed. All is lost...."

My brother blinked, and then turned to look at the falling snow. (Snow obviously caused by Saruman! To force us into the mines!)

So um, yeah, the point of this story is I have no pants and it was snowing today.

Comments

[lotuseyes.livejournal.com]

lol for some reason this post just cracked me up...its too bad they didn't play along! it woulda made a great parody on tv or something...

[holytoastr.livejournal.com]

Heh ^^; They never play along with my silly games.

Truthfully, I've gotten so used to being ignored that when people ACTUALLY pay attention to the weird stuff I'm doing, I get embarrassed and mess up. :P

[plopfiles.livejournal.com]

can i be gollum?

[holytoastr.livejournal.com]

Sure, if you'd like. :)