I have done too much today. I am very tired.

I woke up early this morning to head to the farmer's market. I was in need of fresh spinach. It was obtained with only mild frustration. Why can't the market sell spinach by weight? How can I compare a bag vs a basket vs a different size bag? I had to eye it.

The market is much bigger than last year. There was a new pickle booth which was too crowded for me to check out. Also a wine booth. And alpaca yarn! But wow that yarn was expensive. I thought I could get some as a gift for a friend and then went "woah" at the prices.

While I was in the area, I browsed the used bookstore. I scored a copy of The People of Sparks. It's the sequel to City of Ember, which I enjoyed.

After that, I drove to a nearby park where I knew the county provided free compost. I filled three garbage bags worth.

From there I drove to the comic book store for Free Comic Books Day. I was dismayed because there was a three comic limit, but at least I had prepared so I knew what I wanted. I ended up getting the Captain America/Thor comic I REALLY wanted, plus Baltimore/Criminal Macabre and Civil war Adventure. The Mouse Guard comic I originally planned on getting was a reprint of a past issue I already owned. Which I guess makes sense if the goal is to get new readers instead of attracting the ones you already have. I had a hard time choosing my third one and ended up picking the civil war one because it looked so so lonely. It was the tallest stack in the store. Nobody loves history...

Captain America/Thor was just as delightful as I expected. It was both an ad for the Thor: the Mighty Avenger trade and a reward for all those that bought the comic in issues. It doesn't look like they plan on spinning it off into a series, but I hope someone at Marvel will give that creative team more work. They got ME to read super hero comics!

When I got home, I had a mild breakdown because I was doing so much stuff and ben had the audacity to ENJOY his weekend. He eventually came down and mowed the grass while I went out front and trimmed the TREES around the mailbox. The previous homeowners planted trees around the mailbox! What were they thinking!?

The neighbors were nice and let me borrow a hedge trimmer to tackle the branches. It actually wasn't that helpful, but it was quite nice of them. After about an hour of trimming and sawing, I got the trees in somewhat more respectable order and now the mailperson can actually get into our mailbox.

Then I went back into the yard and emptied all my mulch into my garden. And wanted to cry. Three huge garbage bags only filled 1/8 of the garden. I had to go back and get more... Thankfully ben was able to go with me this time and help. We stopped on the way to get sturdier bags so we could fill them even more. It started to drizzle as I was shopping, which didn't help my mental state, but the sun came back out soon enough. We ended up filling up 4 much bigger bags. They managed to fill the rest of the garden, just barely. Depending on how early I wake up tomorrow, I may go back and get more mulch while ben finishes sleeping.

We had burgers (well, I had nuggets) for dinner, so I went into a bit of a protein coma after dinner. I took a badly needed nap. Now I am awake and crave dessert. I am contemplating apples dipped in caramel. Then I think I will finish reading my comics. (The Captain America/Thor one was the only one I was in a rush to read.)

If I wasn't so tired, I'd ask ben to take me to the Thor movie tonight. *sigh* I was far too productive today.
I enjoyed the second Tiffany Aching book much more than the first. The story itself was much more complex.

However, if Tiffany does not get some sort of sense of humor, I am going to have to smack her. She is far too serious. Luckily she's around a lot of other interesting people like the nac mac feegle, Miss Level, and Oswald. (I guess I am using "people" in very loose terms here.)

The Hiver was an interesting villain. It wasn't bad, it was just very very needy. Though the Queen from the previous book was kinda needy too. I wonder if all the baddies in the books will follow this trend.
I don't know why I put off the Tiffany Aching novels for so long. I guess I am just mightily lazy. My plan to catch up on all the discworld books finally got me to read wee free men.

I enjoyed it, but felt like the jokes and wit were toned down a bit for the young adult audience. It was still quite clever though. For a YA book, it was very good.

I especially liked the nac mac feegle, though I think it's safe to assume that the reader is supposed to adore them. They are tiny blue men with large swords and a penchant for stealing, drinking, fighting, and shouting "crivens!" (And they play the mousepipes!) They think they're already dead so they fear absolutely nothing. And they have adorable names like Rob Anybody and No'-As-Big-As-Medium-Sized-Jock-But-Bigger-than-Wee-Jock Jock.

The nac mac feegle help Tiffany rescue her brother from the fairy queen because they made a promise to her grandmother to respect witches. Tiffany is a witch in training, which is close enough to a witch for them.

I hope the next books will include them as well, cause while Tiffany is nice and all, she's much too serious.
I had been looking forward to this book for quite some time because I had been told it was the best pirate fiction novel out there.

It was pretty good!

I enjoyed it quite a bit. The slow parts were a little bit too slow, but the action parts were all really fun and made up for the slow moments. The book had the feel of the first pirates of the caribbean movie. (Not the sequels though. Those were terrible.)

My favorite scene was when the pirate group was rowing through the florida everglades and encountered the whispering mushrooms that vomited up ghosts. Isn't that such a neat image? The jungle was trying to stop them from getting to the fountain of youth.

I would definitely recommend this book. Especially if you are a fan of the potc movies because I read that the fourth movie is based on this book. That makes a lot of sense to me because jack shandy was quite a bit like jack sparrow towards the end.
This is the 3rd book in the Howl's Moving Castle series. Castle in the Air was the previous one. Of the three, I'd say House is better than Castle but not as good as Howl.

In this story, a little girl is sent to watch over her great uncle's house while he is off being treated for an illness. Her uncle is a wizard, so of course crazy things happen. There are angry kobolds and an enchanting dog and a wizard's apprentice and of course, a house of many ways. And she visits the king and solves a mystery with the help of Sophie and Howl.

In general the story was good, but I think it could have used more humor. The previous two books were funnier.

One thing that really surprised me was how scary the villainous Lubbock was. It's a humanoid insect that lays eggs in you! So so scary! And this is a kid's book. That would have given me nightmares as a kid.

Since this was the last book in the series, I think I'd like to read some of Jone's other books. Does anyone have any recommendations?
Not as good as I had hoped, but still somewhat interesting. I decided to read this book before my trip to Philly since Ben Franklin is THE MAN when it comes to historical Philadelphia stuff.

The best parts were Franklin's early years. When he was trying to figure out what he was doing with his life and his years setting up his print shop.

Once he starts settling down into politics, the book got extremely dull.

And the worst part is that the book is unfinished! I was expecting things to pick up once we got to the American revolution, but he never got around to writing that stuff. It fills me with madness.

I don't think I'd recommend this book to anyone unless they were writing a paper on Ben Franklin.
This book was nearly impossible to find at the library. I'm pretty sure it's not even in print anymore. Which is a shame because it was really good!

Pebble in the Sky starts with two separate stories that converge.

One is about an old man that is accidentally pushed forward in time via a rogue science experiment. He finds himself on a radioactive future earth, where citizens are killed at the age of 60 simply because there is not enough clean soil on the planet to support non-productive members. Luckily for him, he ends up in another science experiment that gives him increased mental capabilities, so he's able to learn the new language, as well as a few other neat powers.

The other story is about an archeologist out to disprove the current standing theory that humanity is the pinnacle of evolution and that is why humanity exists on every habitable planet in the galaxy. His controversial theory is that humanity started out on earth, built rockets, colonized the galaxy, and then forgot its origins after countless numbers of years. A lot of people think he's crazy because earth is a radioactive rock in the bumpkin end of the galactic empire.

Their stories converge as they get wrapped up in an earth plot to destroy the rest of the empire. I won't spoil it too much, but I really liked that it was the old man that saved the day instead of the strong, handsome (asimov made sure to point that out on practically every page) archeologist.

If you can find this book in your library, definitely give it a read. It was an enjoyable story.
As the title implies, this was a collection of stories. They were written by Susanna Clarke, who had also written Strange and Norrell.

Whereas S&N were focused on the male sphere of magic, this book was more about the female sphere.

The first story, The Ladies of Grace Adieu, takes place directly in the S&N story. But in it Strange is a minor character. Personally, I didn't like this story much at all. It felt like it was something left on the editing room floor while making the novel. I later learned that it was the story that helped her get her book deal, so I guess its real problem was just that it was a very early work.

The story I liked best was Mrs Mabb. In it, a woman learns that her fiance has left her for the mysterious and wealthy Mrs Mabb. Every time she attempts to visit Mrs Mabb and her fiance, she becomes enchanted and ends up in strange places with tattered clothes and bloody feet. Rather than outwitting Mabb, like most fairy tale heroines, the woman uses brute force and persistence to get her man back. I won't spoil it, but I thought her solution was a lovely way to deal with an annoying thieving fairy.

I think the worst story in the collection was On Lickerish Hill, which was basically a retelling of Rumpelstiltskin. I didn't feel like Clarke made any real interesting changes to the original story to make this retelling worth it. Why bother?

I don't think I would suggest this collection to someone unless they were super super excited after finishing S&N. I think that would be the only person to really enjoy the whole collection. If you do come across Mrs Mabb though in another story collection, that one is worth a read.
This morning I achieved exercise. My wii fit instructor changed her haircut. I am not ok with that. Fictional people should not have outside lives!!!! This is like that time she was late and her hair was messy or the day she took the day off and the guy covered for her. NOT OK!

Anyway, took a shower after that, which was very badly needed. Had to shampoo twice, my hair was so disgusting.

Then I went to the library. They finally had Pebble in the Sky back on the shelves so I grabbed it before it disappeared again. And I found the comic book section! Of course I had read most of it already. Figures, right?

On the way back to my car, two guys who had been hanging around outside called me over and explained that they were students and doing a small experiment on social perceptions. They asked me what I first thought about them before they called me over.

They were dressed like teenage boys trying to look tough (baggy jeans and all that), so I told them they looked like a group of teenage boys with too much time on their hands which made me nervous because people with too much time cause trouble. But I also added that once they spoke to me so politely, I perceived them in a much more positive light.

They took lots of notes and thanked me. It was all very strange.

After that, I went to the food store and bought lots and lots of veggies to make stir fry. I also needed cooking sherry, but couldn't reach it on the top shelf. I had to wait until someone else came down the aisle so I could embarrassedly ask for their help.

The stir fry ended up pretty good. I served it with quinoa, which complimented it all nicely. I tried to take pictures but they were all blurry. It was sad. At least I got to enjoy the taste. I topped it with this sauce, which was pretty tasty, but slightly too salty. I would make it again, but maybe cut the soy sauce in half. Ben enjoyed it all so much he went back for seconds. Yay for culinary victory!
It made me happy that I was reading this short story collection in October. It's the month of the mind the stories were written in, after all. October is the month of death and decay - A reoccurring theme in most of the stories.

I enjoy Bradbury as an author because he's really good at describing sensations. Hot dry Mexican tombs, soft firefly-filled evenings on the porch, damp chilly lake winds after the tourist season...

Overall, I enjoyed the collection. Of course there were some that stood out as better or worse than the others.

My favorites were:
- The Next in Line - About a tourist couple that visits a cemetery that exhumes the mummified remains of the deceased if their families cannot pay. Although I really hated the wife, the way her panic attacks were described were really fun to read.
- The Lake - A man revisits the lake where his childhood friend died. Was really bittersweet. Broke my heart a little.
- Uncle Einar - About a man who loses his ability to fly. I don't actually think this one was well written, but I liked the character Uncle Einer a lot.

Didn't like:
- The Dwarf - A dwarf is a regular customer at the carnival's hall of mirrors because he can make himself appear taller. The whole situation just made me feel sad and uncomfortable.
- The Small Assassin - A newborn baby tries to kill his parents. I'm going to have nightmares for years about this one.
- The Cistern - A woman fantasizes about a magical world in the sewers where dead lovers reunite. The whole thing seemed dull and uninspired. Though maybe you can blame that on the woman who seemed really vapid.
I picked this up from a used bookstore after seeing the movie. I fully intend to read the entire series because it matches my somewhat morbid sense of humor. It really is a kids book though, so the stories are extremely simplistic. It's good fluff reading. And I firmly believe everyone needs some fluff reading in their lives.

The Bad Beginning was pretty much what I remembered from the movie, so I wasn't surprised by anything. But then, I didn't expect to be surprised. So it all worked out.

For a kids book, it was very entertaining. And should any of my friends do something crazy like reproduce, I will probably purchase this for their offspring. I actually have a list of books appropriate for corrupting children. (With each book purchase will also be a loud musical instrument or toy. Preferably one that does not require batteries, so the gift can continue giving long into the night.)

I'll take the next one out from the library, but I have a backlog of comic books to deal with first.
I had a hard time reading Little Brother because it was scary. It's set in a very not so distant future and centers around the loss of privacy and human rights after a terrorist attack. It's the sort of story that could happen tomorrow. And that's what made it scary. 1984 (who's Big Brother inspired the name of this book) didn't scare me at all because it seemed so distant and futuristic. (Even though I read it after the titular year.) This book felt immediate and far more real.

It was really tense too, so I often found myself exhausted after reading. And then all of that rapidly dropped away at the end in an intensely unsatisfying way. Doctorow is just awful at endings. This was a kid's story, so the ending was "If something bad happens, tell a grownup!"

LAME! Super lame!

I had been wound so tense by that story and the ending fizzled out so badly that I felt like I needed to punch something and get relief.

Tell a grownup.... Bah.
I held off reading this book because I was under the impression it was an unfinished version of a Hitchhikers novel that a group of editors tried to complete. This impression was totally wrong and I am annoyed at the hype that gave me that idea. Salmon of Doubt is actually a collection of essays written by Douglas Adams in his lifetime that had been published in various other places. And they're really interesting. The essays are about the things that really excited him, like technology, atheism, and rhinos. It was a good trip through his brain.

One thing I found very annoying was the billions upon billions of introductions to the book. Seriously. There was "An Introduction to the Introduction to the New Edition." I know they were trying to be funny but it really wasn't. Not even cute. Just annoying.

There are a few chapters of an unfinished novel at the very end. It's a Dirk Gently story, so I can't really judge the quality all that well because I could never really get into that series. I did try, but it just didn't work for me. This section of the book is very very short. I think it was about four chapters. Just as things start happening, Adams goes off and dies.

The essay written by Dawkins at the end was a nice touch though. It was written just after Adams' death and was written really raw. I cried a little.

Overall, I liked it. I had feared the worst and was very pleasantly surprised.
I read this book a long time ago in school. But because it was school, I waited until the last minute and then read the entire thing in under an hour. I liked what I remembered though, so I thought I should give it a second, more careful read this time.

This time around I figured out that a happy medium can also mean a cheerful psychic. I totally missed that as a kid.

Overall, I enjoyed the story. But I kept imagining Charles Wallace as Malo from Twilight Princess, which made the whole thing very very creepy.
Ben and I had a productive day of errand running.

First we went to the comic book store. The guy working there must have been new because he was totally engrossed in his comic and didn't notice anyone came in. I decided to see how long it would take him to notice me if I stood in front of him patiently. It only took him about a minute or two. The surprised yell he made was worth the wait.

Got a bunch of good comics this month. I enjoyed Fables. And things are finally happening again in Unwritten. Thor: The Mighty Avenger continues to amuse me. I want the movie to be like the comic, but I know that will never happen.

After that we tried the craft store for a tiara for my halloween costume, but I didn't find what I was looking for so I gave up.

Then we went food shopping. I bought ingredients for ice cream. Yay!

I dropped ben off at home and then went to the library. I ended up getting too many books. I got The Salmon of Doubt, The October Country, and A Wrinkle in Time.

I don't expect salmon of doubt to be any good, but I will read it and then be able to say I have read it. I heard october country is very very good, so I am looking forward to that one. And even though I've read wrinkle in time before, I have wanted to reread it. I read it really fast for school and don't think I got a chance to enjoy it the first time around.

When I got home, I worked on my halloween costume some more. I have now sewn as much as I can until I get the final supplies I ordered. They should arrive sometime next week.

I attempted to make a tiara out of floral wire since I had time to kill. It's not terrible, but it's not great either. I will try it on once I finish the costume and see how it works. If it doesn't really go with the rest of the outfit, I won't feel bad tossing it.
The next volume in todd mccaffrey's "what if?" adventures on pern. In this story, it was, "what if firestone was explosive and it all exploded and there was none left on the entire planet?"

I will give him credit for one thing. His ability to tell a complex story has improved slightly. This book was less linear. And he was able to flow different plots together into one story. However characterization was still extremely weak. The bad guys were all extremely bad and the good guys were all extremely good. *yawn*

Overall, I would not recommend this book to anyone. Not even big fans of the series. It was a chore to get through with little to no excitement at all.

On the bright side, I can now return this book to the library and try to find something better. Suggestions?
RiT:P is proof that one should never judge a book by its cover.



I saw this book at a library book sale and had to have it. Robots! I thought to myself. And dinosaurs! There's no way this could be anything but awesome!

Oh how wrong I was.

I don't know how this writer was given permission to put a story in Asimov's universe, but he totally did not deserve it. After some research, I learned that it was published after his death. Probably the first draft of this book killed him. (I kid. It's not that bad.)

The book is written like a child's guide to robotics. And by that I mean they mention at least one of the three laws on each page, and make a point to explain what the law means. ON EACH PAGE.

In addition to childishly overstating the three laws, the characters in the book act like total grade-schoolers. Two of the characters, the paleontologist and the survival expert totally hate each other right from the start because one is a nerd and one is a jock. Seriously? These are grown men. Professionals! Does the author really expect me to believe two people like that would hate each other as first sight?

I was really disappointed that this book was so bad because it's actually the first in a series. And the next volume is about PIRATES. I have learned my lesson though. Awesome cover does not make an equally awesome book.
This is the last Oz book I have free access to and the last one Baum wrote.

In it, Ozma and Dorothy go on an adventure to prevent a war on the outskirts of Oz. They kinda fail miserably, ending up a prisoner of one of the warring sides, and Glinda has to gather together a rescue group.

I think this story had potential, but the lack of tension was a serious problem. You'd think there would be a sense of urgency if there was a war about to start. Instead everyone set about as if they were on vacation. With a good hard rewrite, the story could have been really enjoyable. It has war! Witches! (Both good and bad.) Submerged cities! Mountain fortresses! Captured princesses! How did you manage to make all that so dull, Baum?

Well, now I will need to find another book to read. I couldn't possibly get by reading only three books at a time.
Todd McCaffrey makes me hate Dragonriders of Pern. (And it really takes a lot for me to hate it. I have forgiven it for many ridiculous things.)

He's just not a good writer. His stories read like a technical manual and lack any sort of tension. And he must have done barely any research. While reading it, I would frequently have to stop, storm off to the book shelf to consult either the Dragonlover's Guide to Pern or the Atlas of Pern and prove I was right. Then I would rant to ben about what a screw up Todd was.

So anyway, Dragonsblood is about the biggest mary sue that ever entered the land of suedom. Maybe Todd was trying to outdo his mom. If so, he succeeded there. Basically the main character is perfect at nearly everything and a quick learner at everything else. And she impresses a gold dragon, of course. And SAVES ALL DRAGONS FROM THE PLAGUE.

Barely any are left by the time they finally find a cure. And yet, the mary sue is never mentioned ever again in pernese history despite being the savior of dragonkind. She's the Moreta of dragons! You'd think that would be an important person to remember.

I've decided I'm going to treat his books as non-cannon "what-if?" stories.

I don't know what I'll read next. Part of me wants to burn through the rest of the pern stories, but part of me screams No! It's like ripping off a bandaid...

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