Sailor Soldier of Love and Justice

My dog's toes happen to be the exact same size as acorns. This is extremely unfortunate for her because when an acorn top splits from the acorn bottom, the top provides a perfect dog toe cup.

Poor noname gets these things stuck to her toes all the time. And she can't figure out how to get them off, so she has to limp around until I notice and pop the offending acorn tops off her little toes.