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Weather reports are predicting 0 to 3 feet of snow. It's schrodinger's snowstorm.

There are also predictions of THUNDERSNOW(!) which I think would be an awesome name for a metal band of some sort.

Clearly this is all because DC legalized gay marriage officially today. Let people marry whoever they want? THUNDERSNOW FOR YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!

I hope it ends up being on the 0 side of the prediction. I've got christmas gifts to (buy and) mail! I don't have time to waste shoveling my car out of snow.

Current Mood: cold

Neil Gaiman's Oracular Instrument of Divination is truly amazing!

Q: Should I be worried about zombies?
A: It's scary, it really is!

Q: How can I prevent a zombie attack?
A: It's this.

There you have it! Neil Gaiman is the only way to avoid a future zombie attack! Take heed!

For further evidence of its zombie divination, read