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Jul. 22nd, 2008 12:01 pmBack from the doctor. Had to sit in the waiting room for an HOUR. They had Rachel Ray on the tv. Why would someone give her a talk show?
The highlight of the show was when a camel pooped on her stage. The rest of the time I was horrified by how she didn't know what a koala was and how she encouraged cross contamination in the kitchen.
When I did finally see the doctor, she gave me the exciting news. There's a party in my kidneys! There were 3 stones in my right kidney (now 2 since I passed one) and 45 in my left kidney. Yes, 45.
Oh, but don't worry, she says. They're all much smaller than the one I had over the weekend!
So I now have a referral to another doctor who will probably laugh at my pathetic kidneys. Mom says my dad's side of the family has a history of kidney stones.
And the doctor says I need to keep trying to drink 4 liters of water. Otherwise all the little stones will start sticking together to make big stones.
The highlight of the show was when a camel pooped on her stage. The rest of the time I was horrified by how she didn't know what a koala was and how she encouraged cross contamination in the kitchen.
When I did finally see the doctor, she gave me the exciting news. There's a party in my kidneys! There were 3 stones in my right kidney (now 2 since I passed one) and 45 in my left kidney. Yes, 45.
Oh, but don't worry, she says. They're all much smaller than the one I had over the weekend!
So I now have a referral to another doctor who will probably laugh at my pathetic kidneys. Mom says my dad's side of the family has a history of kidney stones.
And the doctor says I need to keep trying to drink 4 liters of water. Otherwise all the little stones will start sticking together to make big stones.
