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My dog nearly blew away this morning. It should not be this windy.

Last night I dreamed about work. It was awful. I barely got any sleep. And ben keeps stealing the blankets.

It makes me really sad that I know what "train on fire" smells like. But what makes me sadder is when I smell it and hope the conductor does not. What does it say about the state of the metro when passengers see the train on fire as merely another common inconvenience. (Up there with train derailments.)

Walking to the office, I heard the worst rendition of greensleeves ever. (And it's a pretty bad song already.) This guy decided to jazz it up or something. If I had money, I would have paid him to make it stop.

Today feels like one of those days where I should just give up and go back to bed.

Too cool for you!

Getting married is not fun when my mother is involved.

Last night she was trying to talk me into buying stupid things and inviting people I haven't spoken to it at least 10 years. Her reasoning was that the wedding is "The happiest day of my entire life."

I sorta blew up at her on that one. Cause if the wedding is the happiest day of my life, doesn't that imply it's all downhill from there? She's essentially saying that I will have a terrible marriage and be miserable for the rest of my life. No thank you. It's just a stupid party. The only thing changing that day is my tax status.

Today she is fighting me over flowers. I don't want flowers. They're just decaying plant matter. You know where I've seen flowers my whole life? Hospitals, funerals, and cemeteries. Why would I invite that sort of gloom to a supposedly happy party? My metal flowers are a thousand times more awesome because they will never wilt or die.

If she wants a traditional wedding, she better start planning her own. Cause she's not going to find it with me. Ben and I are too cool for that sort of nonsense.