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Someone kicked my pumpkin last night!

People in virginia are savages. Not only do they not celebrate halloween, but they destroy my halloween decorations. It's like all must be as unhappy as they are in life! :(

At least my coworkers have appreciated my halloween efforts. I brought my pumpkin seed brittle in and they have all loved it.

Free terrible nanowrimo idea to a good home

I already started my story, so I have no use for this one. Plus it is a very silly idea.

Inspired by this image:

The lobsters in the tank have built up a religion around the claw, much like the alien toys in toy story. But one lobster starts to question the lobster claw teachings! Revolution! Possible torture to force the rebel lobster to recant. Lobster inquisition. The rebel is executed in a large display of the ruling power's might and strength! In the end, the lobster leader is taken by the claw, proving once and for all to the people that the true religion has always been correct. It is the claw thanking the leader for setting the lobsters back on the right course! But then.... the boiling pot! Oh no! The rebel was right all along! And those in the tank are no wiser and will one day suffer his same fate! burbleburbleburbleDIE!

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Victory!

Monday nights ben goes to a friends house to d&d. I sit at home and eat ravioli. But tonight I was out of sauce! My routine was totally ruined.

Luckily I always buy a case of canned tomatoes at costco. So I took a can of those, some garlic, olive oil, honey, and various herbs and spices. Heated them all up, made use of the stick blender, and MAGIC! I had pasta sauce!

I think I added a bit too much pepper, but other than that it was tasty. I am pleased when I manage to make something edible on a whim.