Going down hill
Jul. 22nd, 2010 10:40 am- I became the mayor of my local library last night. Yes, I'm that cool.
- I really love the self serve desks at the library. I never have to deal with a person. And there are never lines. Why do people wait forever at the full serve desk when there are no lines for the many many self serve computers?
- An insect bit my pinky finger last night. It's so swollen, it hurts to bend. It must be on a nerve or something, because my entire hand and wrist itch. I ended up numbing it with stuff you use on teeth just to regain my sanity.
- I am wearing the cutest socks ever today. I want to run up to strangers and tell them, "I've got BEES!"
- Creepy guy on the bus stared at me far too eagerly as I tried to find a seat this morning. I think he's mentally disabled, but that is no excuse. I'm going to stab out his eyes for being a filthy creep.
- The man sitting next to me on the bus wet himself while sitting next to me. It was horrible and there was nowhere for me to escape to. He left a large, butt-shaped wet spot on the seat. *gag*
- I really love the self serve desks at the library. I never have to deal with a person. And there are never lines. Why do people wait forever at the full serve desk when there are no lines for the many many self serve computers?
- An insect bit my pinky finger last night. It's so swollen, it hurts to bend. It must be on a nerve or something, because my entire hand and wrist itch. I ended up numbing it with stuff you use on teeth just to regain my sanity.
- I am wearing the cutest socks ever today. I want to run up to strangers and tell them, "I've got BEES!"
- Creepy guy on the bus stared at me far too eagerly as I tried to find a seat this morning. I think he's mentally disabled, but that is no excuse. I'm going to stab out his eyes for being a filthy creep.
- The man sitting next to me on the bus wet himself while sitting next to me. It was horrible and there was nowhere for me to escape to. He left a large, butt-shaped wet spot on the seat. *gag*
that's no way to start the day. @ least you still have the bee socks!
Date: 2010-07-22 03:06 pm (UTC)Re: that's no way to start the day. @ least you still have the bee socks!
Date: 2010-07-22 03:08 pm (UTC)how does that even happen? i mean, did he just hold it too long? some medical condition?
Date: 2010-07-22 03:17 pm (UTC)for a while i stopped taking the metro b/c i had such a terrible stretch of bad luck always ending up in a puke car.
Re: how does that even happen? i mean, did he just hold it too long? some medical condition?
Date: 2010-07-22 03:23 pm (UTC)If he had a medical condition, he would have known to take proper precautions, right?
The bus ride was only 10 minutes long from when he got on, so if he just couldn't hold it in, he must have had to go before he even got to the bus stop. Maybe he was worried about missing the bus, but look at the price he paid! He had to walk around with the back of his pants totally soaked for all to see. Yuck!