- I became the mayor of my local library last night. Yes, I'm that cool.

- I really love the self serve desks at the library. I never have to deal with a person. And there are never lines. Why do people wait forever at the full serve desk when there are no lines for the many many self serve computers?

- An insect bit my pinky finger last night. It's so swollen, it hurts to bend. It must be on a nerve or something, because my entire hand and wrist itch. I ended up numbing it with stuff you use on teeth just to regain my sanity.

- I am wearing the cutest socks ever today. I want to run up to strangers and tell them, "I've got BEES!"

- Creepy guy on the bus stared at me far too eagerly as I tried to find a seat this morning. I think he's mentally disabled, but that is no excuse. I'm going to stab out his eyes for being a filthy creep.

- The man sitting next to me on the bus wet himself while sitting next to me. It was horrible and there was nowhere for me to escape to. He left a large, butt-shaped wet spot on the seat. *gag*
holytoastr: (neil gaiman)
I would like for a weekend where my dog does not wake me at 9am. She is cruel and smacks me in the face.

I think it is delightful that the national zoo has a wish list for their animals.

Ben and I just got back from seeing beowulf. We opted out of the 3D version which would have been $5 more per ticket. I had a hard time telling if it was a parody or a dark re-telling of the poem. Sometimes I was laughing out loud and other times it was too gruesome to look at the screen.

However, I am extremely disappointed that there were no bees in the film. That is my favorite part of the poem. But the movie has no bees!

I may have to write to neil gaiman about this. No bees! Can you believe it?
I had a nightmare last night that ben got a second girlfriend. I was afraid of losing him so I lied and told him I was ok with him dating two girls at once. But really, it was making me crazy with anger and jealousy.

Dream )

That's where I woke up. I was really sad but ben reassured me he wouldn't date anyone else but me. I still feel a little sad though. Just the idea of him dating someone else upsets me.

I also dreamed last night that there were bees in the room.
When I came home today, my neighbor had his door propped open. The stench of cat urine was so powerful, I nearly vomited right there on my door step.

Then there was a bee in the bathroom. How did a bee get in my bathroom? I had to kill it with flea spray because I REALLY had to go.

I noticed that the zucchini was about to go bad so I made zucchini bread tonight. I haven't tried eating it yet though.

My dog is incredibly annoying tonight. She's playful, but in a "I don't know what to do with myself" sort of way. I keep trying to play with her, but she runs off and then cries at me. Maybe I should walk her and get some of that energy out of her system.
I had tae kwon do class this morning. This week I learned I don't like being choked.

I also learned some new techniques, including one to get out of a choke hold. Everything was still defensive, although one move did involve a quick jab to the ribs. (That explains why he had us practice punching at home.)

When I came home my pets were so incredibly happy to see me. Noname brought me a ball and demanded I play with her. Captain Flint attempted to fly to me (and ended up in the sewing room.) Noname is now happily sitting on the couch next to me and Captain Flint is happily sitting on my keyboard.

I think I need some lunch. Then a shower and if there's still time, shopping?

Oh, and because it brings me joy, BEES!!!!!
Last night I had a moment of temporary insanity where I decided to make burritos for dinner. I made spanish rice from scratch that was actually not terrible.

It took forever to cook everything though and I was exhausted and cranky by the time I ate dinner. I went to bed early while ben read to keep me company. While I slept I dreamed about running away from bees, riding a bicycle that was too tall for me, and dirty toilets I didn't want to use.

This morning it was snowing. Then I forgot my lunch on the counter. Right now the internet is doing its best to make me go insane.

Tonight is some movie night thing with anime club. I was told they vote on the movie once everyone gets there. I was thinking of bringing MirrorMask and The Tick. Maybe also V for Vendetta. And also chocolate chip cookies if I can bake them fast enough. Doooooooom. I should have made the dough last night after dinner. :(
One large citrus grower has pushed for California to institute a “no-fly zone” for bees of at least two miles to prevent them from pollinating a seedless form of Mandarin orange.

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